Latest News March 17, 2010

Wags: I found it, I found it.

Barker: What have you found?

Wags: Something really valuable over at that archaeological dig.

Barker: It’s a bone isn’t it.

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Barker and Wags News March 17, 2010

Barker: What’s the root of all evil Wags?

Wags: I know it, I know it…it’s money.

Barker: That’s what they want you to believe Wags.

Wags: You mean it’s not money?

Barker: Can you eat money Wags?

Wags: Chocolate money we get at Christmas tastes good.

Barker: Yeah, but it takes too long to get it out of the wrapping. Wags, I’ll tell you because I’ve been around a bit and I know…It’s Bones. Now let me take care of that one for you.

Barker and Wags News March 17, 2010

Barker: We’re going on strike Wags. If BA staff can do it we can.

Wags: What for?

Barker: More bones Wags.

Wags: But we don’t do anything Barker.

Barker: You may have a point there.

Barker and Wags News March 17, 2010

Wags: Why do they call him the rag and bones man?

Barker: It’s a bit like the Post Man. You know when we get to chew on the post.

Barker and Wags – Talking Dogs March 15, 2010

Wags: When is a black dog not a black dog?

Barker: When it’s a grey hound.

Wags: What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone?

Barker: A Golden Receiver.

Wags: What dog wears contact-lenses?

Barker: A cock-eyed spaniel

Wags: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

Barker: His bark was much worse than his bite.

Wags: What do you give a dog with a fever?

Barker: Mustard